Thursday, August 16, 2007

Daly Cup secrets Unveiled

In the world of professional golf it is no secret that players seek the best from their equipment and as a result are always changing and altering the contents of their bags to find the right mix for them. Our reporters have gone deep under cover and gained some top secret knowledge on one of the Daly Cup entrants, Dayne Allenbrook. It was at the River Club that our reporters caught up with Allenbrook and former 2 time Daly Cup champion Brokeback King as they were practicing for the up coming Daly Cup event. It was here that they came across not 1 but 2 startling discoveries.

The first is that Allenbrook has some new additions to the bag. He has enlisted the services of a King Cobra 9.0 driver to hopefully sort out his waywardness off the tee. But more importantly, he has a new 2-iron in the bag. We managed to snap a pic of his new 'baby' as he referred to it just before he began to hit it for the first time. OH MY GOD! He hits it fucking miles! It is truly amazing, 10 in a row dead straight, then back into the bag. The club in question is a Hogan Director blade 2-iron and can only be described as amazing.

The Director: imposing.

I did some research on it and it seems it was forged in a volcano deep in the Amazon and has been passed down from generation to generation of talented golfers. It is also said to have mystical powers. Whatever the story is, it was working well for him, as this bodes ill for the rest of the competitors.

The second bit of information is that King is seeing a specialist about glasses. We enquired this morning about the outcome of the consultation and it has been confirmed that King will have to don spectacles from now on! He is unable to wear contacts due to the dryness of his eyes. This will be a huge blow to the young man as he begins his campaign to regain his title.
They both look as solid as ever and one thinks that Sunday's Daly Cup will be a 2 horse race between these two as there is still no word on the condition or whereabouts of Guy Thompson and Jambles Charton is in shocking form of late.

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