Sunday, September 30, 2007

Think Dodgeball..... Think Blades of Glory

I feel this could be the next hit. I am busy watching the regional championships for Chandler, Arizona on ESPN and I am wondering where they find these people?

The competitors out of this world, but hey that can be expected in a country like the US, but my word the commentators are spectacular!

They make the dog show feel like the final day at Augusta!

You have to try and keep an eye on ESPN for some of the great sports action they often put on including spelling bee's and eating competitions.

And you really need sound for this one!

Friday, September 28, 2007

Rougher than a Badgers Knee?

In doing research for a recent project, I can across this little gem. This is an advert for Gillette Sensor Excel in a spanish magazine. This is up there with the new Tom Ford fragrance for pushing it adverts. My god, how can this have been allowed. Only in a country with very relaxed sensorship rules. We as Saffers should not be allowed to see this. Ahh the wonders of the internet.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Tammin Sursok is Hot!!

I know what ur thinking, who the F%#k is this chick? Everyone hates the aussies, lets be honest. They rarely do anything that benefits us. Well, i can tell you that two aussies +-20 years ago did each other to benefit us!! This was the result! Her name is Tammin Sursok and she hails from Australia. She is a singer and actress, who isnt. Good luck babe, see ya around. Play nicely...

Nadoes Coast to Victory

The Nadoes became UCT Internal Leaugue Champions for the fourth time in a row last night at a blustery Green Mile with a convincing 27 - 0 win over the in form Cobras.

There was a hectic vibe that greeted the players and spectators on the green mile last night. WADDA were pushing their vibe with lovely dancer girls and booming music. The beers were flowing and at first sight it was evident that the nadoes meant business. They were arguably slight underdogs going into the match after their very unconvincing win last week against the Panthers, while the cobras swept past their favoured opponents Ubumbo in their semi.

With this knowledge in mind the Nadoes were serious about their job. With their 30 strong squad warming up, they were utterly focussed with the amped words of Nadoes legends such as The Iron Giant, The Donk and The Godfather ringing through the camp.

The game kicked off with Nadoes playing into the stiff breeze, and within seconds, the Nadoes started to rumble forward. It was then that they clicked into gear. Sean Kerry made an inspired break from inside his own half, with only the fullback to beat he sent the ball wide to no-one in paticular, which was then toed ahead where an ever alert LaLaLaLloyd dived over for the opening score. DeVon Lichtenstein slotted the conversion from out wide to make the score 7 -0.

Moments later after some solid forward play, the eventual man of the match JustIn Erasmus got his hands through the tackle well and off loaded to a bullocking KingZo for the second score under the poles. 14 -0.

The Cobras came back into the game after the lightning start by the nadoes and some good play from both sides ensued. The cobras used the wind well, but unfortunately were turned over at crucial times by some very solid Nadoe defense. The Iron Giant was massive here along with Harry's House and the Donk. And thats how it finshed at half time.

Devon Lichtenstein slotted a penalty early into the second half to make the score 17 - 0. It was then that the Nadoes turned the screws and after some sustained pressure, Charles Roff picked up the loose ball and darted over for an unconverted try. 22 - 0.

With the game in the bag, the Nadoes started to ring the changes. The entire bench got a run with virtually the entire team changing. A yellow card for both sides followed for some late tackling. The game broke down a bit from there and the game went through a slow patch.

This was ended by a huge blunder on the part of the cobras wing that resulted in a try for an unamed young Nadoe in the corner. 27 - 0. And that was how it finished.

The Scenes that followed in the change room were massive, People were smashed. The singing and dancing went on long into the night. It was a great game and an awesome season. For all the Nadoes playng in the last game, you will be sorely missed. U cha cha.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Come on Summer!

For those of you who are of the older adage and remember the good old days when alcohol and tobacco companies could sponsor sporting events, would remember the brilliance that was Benson & Hedges day/night domestic cricket. No, this is not an article about boring cricket or the legality of the tobacco industries involvement with advertising. But rather about a catchy tune which encapsulates all that is summer.

Remember Newlands cricket ground in all its old glory, the Oaks, scholars section and of cause the illegal drinking of Castle draught by us minors. Then in the distance like the murmurings of the New Zealand Haka, or the Scottish national anthem, the national anthem of Summer rang around Newlands! And it went a little something like this… “Come on Summer!... Come on Summer!... Come on Summer, come on, come on! Come on Summer come on!” Simple yet effective this tune of great repute got the chicks donning their bikini’s and the guys their boardies and one and all had one great big smile on their faces cause summer was here! Enjoy the song and the summer!

Wednesday Woman #6

This week's Wednesday woman is not the current flavour of the week, but cmes to us from a few years ago. Make no mistake, she is by no means old, she is still in her 20's albeit her late 20's now. She is none other than the gorgeous Anna Kournikova. She has now been eclipsed by other tennis beauties such as Kirilenko and Sharapova but she was the origional belter.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Rugby Focus Yarn Glen Osborne

Oh my god this is absolutely hilarious!! Please watch this. The Name alerted me to this. It is Brilliant!

Best Viagra Ad Ever

Amazing what that little blue pill can do...

Monday, September 24, 2007

Rocking the Daisies

Kids, its time for rocking the daiseys. Wasn't there, but apparently it was an absolute blast! The line up of bands looks sick with Flat Stanley, Waddy Jones, Goldfish, Rory Elliot and Dirty Skirts just to name a few. Click here for the website to check the line up and pics and all other related stuff.

Tickets are not cheap, but for a weekend long party its not that bad!! R 295 for the whole weekend (fri, sat, sun) and R 195 for (sat + sun). Some Big names such as Bob Pecan and Nic Rosslee are confirmed guests as well as Princess Stephanie. Craig Abbo has expressed interest too but is not sure whether the crowd will be to his liking as there is no kwaito on show, as well as Ladysmith Black Mambaza turning down their invitation to attend.
It is a weekend long party that is sure to rate up there with the best of them. So dont let the pricetag deter you and bring the family down and lets make a massive vibe of it. A Case of beer to whoever gets The Name to come and eat anything other than McDonalds and listen to something other than Punk/Emo/Cut Yourself.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

The News Making Headlines...

Like so many of us, Jessica Simpson is getting ready for summer! The Gyms are a little fuller and the roads a little busier with all the boys and girls getting their summer bodies in check. You find yourself getting more gym invitations as people are looking for gym partners.

Some even go so far as to purchase 'supplemants' to enhance their performance when training. No-one has been working harder than our very own Bob Pecan. After his poor showing in last years Heavy Weight Championship of The World he is keen to hit the beaches of Cape Town a few pounds lighter. This has been made difficult due to the fact that he seems to have a never ending supply of Biltong floating around the digs. He assures the readers tho that he will be fighting fit for the upcoming beach season.

Jambles is another playroom playa that has been frequenting the gym of late, setting a new personal record in frequenting the gym 3 times in one month. He was even rumoured to be stepping out in the blue and white hoops of UCT last Saturday. These rumours were confirmed, but unfortunately he pulled out at a very late stage due to a serious case of flu. Let us hope that he has recovered and that this debilitating disease does not affect his preparation for the upcoming summer season.

The biggest Name in Cape Town has also been seen to be gyming in a top secret location. He was unavailable for comment but an insider confirmed that he was heavily involved in a stringent gym routine and that he was working with the banned Performance enhancing drug Nandrolone. This would explain his propensity to angry spells of drunkenness. Or not.

Mark Muller has also been sighted in and around the greater Cape Town area. He is rumoured to be on the verge of signing for the Nadoes CC. When he was asked if he would be attending the practice on tuesday he replied, and I quote "I dont need to practice, im the most talented sportsman the world has ever seen! Ha ha is that arrogant? I wanna open the batting, open the bowling and captain the side. Frank Sinatra is fucken Bad!" His manager assured us that he would be there. He is on trial at the NCC for a month or so. It remains to be seen whether or not he still posesses the talent that thrilled the crowds in the early 2000's! He may have spent to much time in the 'Ville and may be irrecoverably damaged. We shall see.

NCC Practices are now on and contracts are available, so if you think you have what it takes, come down to WPCC and give it a go! Tues & Thurs at 6pm!

Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Wednesday Woman #5

Sorry its so late today ladies and gents but iv had a siff day and have been unable to sort yall out! Here is the 5th Wednesday Woman, Carmen Electra. She has met and gone past 40 with style and grace and lets face it she is a belter. She is now divoreced from her porn making husband Dave Navarro and looking all the better for it. Keep fighting the good fight angel and keep appearing with no clothes on. Its gooood. Only 1 NSFW thrown in, see if you can spot it. Good boy.

Emma Watson Looks Good Naked

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson said she would do a nude scene in a future movie if the script called for it.
From CelebrityExpose
Emma Watson got on the topic of getting naked on BBC's Live Five radio show when asked what she thinks about fellow 'Potter' star Daniel Radcliffe going full frontal in next year's stage production of Peter Shaffer's 'Equus'.She told interviewer Simon Mayo the following: "I think it's wonderful that Daniel is willing to be so brave for his craft. It's a big risk doing something like this while being so internationally known, but he's a true professional".
When asked if she would ever bare all, Watson replied, "Yes, absolutely. I would do it if the script called for it. I guess I would be a little nervous, but I've been told I look good naked, so I guess I've got little to worry about".

Now we have another actress pushing the boundaries. And she is only 16!

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Trip to Stellies

Just a correction to a previous post:
The match between UCT and Maties out in Stellenbosch this weekend is now being officially marketed as the 'Trip to Stellies'. Look out for the posters around campus.

It is on Saturday, not Friday as previously stated (due to a fixture clash).

Sorry about the mix up guys!

Monday, September 17, 2007

Britney Spears has Lost It

As if things could get any worse for our poor britters, it appears that she has been slapped with a lifetime ban from exclusive Hollywood hotel, Chateau Marmont. She has been banned for apparently smearing food all over herself. The Sun said:

Britney came under the management spotlight after reports she was “acting weird”.And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.“Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behavior was totally unacceptable.”Chateau Marmont is THE place to be seen and break deals for Hollywood’s glitterati. A source tells me: “Staff at the Chateau have been told she is not welcome.“She constantly looked out of it when she came in and the guests began to make noises. The hotel acted before she made a huge scene. No one wants to be banned from staying at the Chateau.”“If she was trying to make a real go of her comeback then the people who visit the Chateau are the ones who could make it happen.”

Oh my god. All I can say is wow, the train has come well and truly off the rails.

In other Britney news, K-Fed has apparently got an expert witness to testify against her in her custody case. The Secret witness has been identified as one of britneys former bodyguards. He apparently is going to testif that she is prone to bouts of nudity and drug use as well as smoking and drinking heavily. Grow up. Tell us something we dont already know! That is earth Shattering! Britney smoking and drinking and being naked! Who would ever believe that?!? All you have to do is open the news paper and you will see all of the above. If he said that she was intelligent and helped AIDS orphans, that would be shocking! We would of course tell him he was talking bullshit!

Sunday, September 16, 2007

Sunday's a Slow Day

So here is a belter to cheer yall up!! Her name is Jakki Degg and she is a model/actress/Page3 model/general slapper placed on earth for our enjoyment. And she is doing a good job. She is rather well known in england. She is of course hot and as Guy will agree, does not fall into the 'Long walks on the beach' category of girls.

Never the less, here she is in all her glory. Enjoy. I have some NSFW pics of her but its a bit rude to show you as im a gentleman.

Oh who am I kidding, here they are: pic1, pic2, pic3