Petra Nemcova

There is absolutely nothing wrong with Petra Nemcova. Not that anyone ever said there was, im just saying that if the question was ever posed, the answer would be an emphatic NO.

She is pictured at some premiere or some special even. Who the fuck cares really. Just nice and smart. Good girl.

Stormers Squad 2008

Rassie has named a 40 man training squad for a camp that will put the players throught their pre season paces in the mountenous regions of George.

Rassie has recruited quite a few players from other franchises. These include Gcobani Bobo, Adriaan Fondse, Wylie Human, Brian Mujati and Springbok scrumhalf Ricky Januarie. Most of the squad have been there for awhile, add this to the imports and throw in a few randoms and you have your 40 man squad.

A Bishops mate of ours Morgan Newman has made his way into the squad after having a 'storming' U/21 season. Shimo has also got himself fit for the season and has fallen in favour of Rassie. He also joins the squad.

Graet news is that former All Black flyhalf Tony Brown will be joinging the Stormers early in 2008. Good Signing!!

The Stormers Squad for the Training Camp is:

Backs:
Gio Aplon, Gcobani Bobo, Juan de Jongh, Tonderai Chavhanga, Jean de Villiers, Dylan des Fountain, Isma-eel Dollie, Dewald Duvenhage, Peter Grant, Conrad Hoffmann, Wylie Human, Conrad Jantjes, Ricky Januarie, Sireli Naqelevuki, Morgan Newman, Corne Uys.

Forwards:
Andries Bekker, Schalk Brits, Schalk Burger, Robbie Diack, Nico du Plessis, Ruuan du Preez, George Earl, Adriaan Fondse, Schalk Ferreira, Deon Fourie, Brock Harris, Rito Hlungwane, Tiaan Liebenberg, Francois Louw, Pieter Louw, Justin Melck, JD Moller, Brian Mujati, Pieter Myburgh, Hanyani Shimange, Ross Skeate, Francois van der Merwe, Janro van Niekerk, Luke Watson.

The following players will not be attending the camp due to injury:
Eddie Andrews, Bolla Conradie, Paul Delport.

Song of the Moment

This is a ripping song! Its great. Its another hit produced by Timbaland. Different vibe to the way I are, but still very sick. A lot of emotion and Shit. Here it is, Timbaland - Apologize (feat. One Republic). Enjoy this one kids, its love making music.

Wednesday Woman #15

Due to the fact that is a lot of golf being played at the moment, and golf being a holiday past time, I have decided to stick with this theme when picking the Wednesday Woman. This point is punctuated by the fact that there is currently a tour party contesting the Daly Cup at Pinnacle Point and in a few short weeks a tour party will be departing to contest the Fancourt Open. So... this weeks Wednesday Woman is Diora Baird. And she is hot in golf clothes, enjoy!

Hawthorne Heights Guitarist Dies

The music world was rocked this week by the news of the death of Hawthorne Heights guitarist Casey Calvert (pictured 2nd from left). He apparently died in his sleep sometime between friday night and Sunday morning. Details are sketchy at this time. He was found when the band were getting ready for their soundcheck on Saturday Night for one of their gigs. They released an official statement on their website which read as follows:

"Today is probably the worst day ever … Casey Calvert passed away in his sleep last night … We’ve spent the entire day trying to come to grips with this and figure out as much as possible. At this time we’re not sure what exactly happened. Just last night he was joking around with everyone before he went to bed. We can say with absolute certainty that he was not doing anything illegal.”

See the entire statement at the band’s online home: www.hawthorneheights.com.

Eric Cartman is a Celebrity

For ABC's coverage of Colledge football, they get a celebrity each week to introduce the main jimmy's in the offensive line(basically the attackers). This week they have used Cartman. Its quite a laugh, the commentators love it. Maybe UCT should look into this for the new Monday Night Rugby? Just a thought, use it, dont use it...

A Picture Paints a Thousand Words

A pictue paints a thousand words... never has a truer word been spoken. Congrats to The Guru and The Pixie. The Pixie was pictured here enjoying Tiger with The Name.

A bit of Sushi for the Boys and Girls.

Donkey at 7:15 on a sunday morning, post Tiger.

The Princess enjoying breakfast at Jacki Daya's

The Bull at his best.

A couple of shots for the boys, Nadoes Formal 2007.

Thomas Vaughan and Charles Roff at Starlight Diner.

John Deere

The Uk Pro enjoying the Mistress.

This is a dog box on the back of a scooter. Un-be-lievable. The Jimmy parked in Sea Point and took his rat out of the back. I nearly fell over.

The Junior Guru after a hard night out. 3:30 pm.

The Difference between camel toe and moose knuckel

In case you needed to help in telling the difference! Bit rude I know, but we will get over it....

1. A big thank you to Piru Weepu for giving us this material (2007)

The most amazing shooooooooow

Very impromptu, rather brash by fuc#ing funny, the Most Amazing Show at the Baxter is a must see.

Two white middle aged men talking shit for two hours…sounds like a bore but how wrong you can be. The now almost cult figures of Twakkie and Corne leave the audience in stitches as they poke fun at anything and everything from politicians to religion and of cause themselves.

It’s rather refreshing to view two spandex clothed white men satirizing issues in the new South Africa. No one is left alone and audience members are picked on at random stages through out the show. So a little bit of advice if you are going to watch the show, don’t sit on the isle seats or in the front row. Because no matter how perfect you may think you are these two retro clowns will find a multitude of things to rip you off about.

Don’t let this scare you off however, as actually being a part of the show whether up on stage or in the audience is a hell of a lot of fun. Support local drama and get down to the Baxter theatre and see these dudes! You will not be disappointed. And for all of you who still have valid student cards, you get a reduced rate. “Believe it…because it’s true!”

Heineken Cup

Nic Easter in Action vs Cardiff Blues

This years Heineken cup is quite a vibe as any of you will agree. The money that has been pumped into the European game has attracted many of the southern hemisphere's top players. Add this to some pretty useful Irish and Welsh players (England are shit except for Nic Easter and Topsy Ojo) and you get a rather exciting mix.

A separate paragraph must be set aside for this point. Oh my shattered nerves, it is bold to say the least. I dont know if any of you have had a gander at the new Stade Farancais Home jersey? It is OUT-FUCKEN-RAGOUS. Here it is for your viewing pleasure. This said, i'm not completely against it. I cant quite work out whether it is quite a vibe or completely gay. Not sure I would order it for the next set of nadoes jerseys or even buy it myself, but I will say this, they have balls. Just incase you thought it was photoshopped...

We even have a Nadoe playing in the Heineken Cup. Mark Bevelo Riva is playing for Benneton Treviso. He is currently injured, having a small niggle of that knee that kept him out of the 2006 season. We wish him the best of luck and a speedy recovery and home to see him in the shocking pink (A trend developing?) of the Benneton Treviso (pictured below).

The Slow Golfer

A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!" The guy answers, "My girlfriend is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies: "Forget it man, you don’t stand a snowball’s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"

Never stop playing

It is the holidays. Lets all try something new and remember, dont take life too seriously!

Wine for Christmas

Hello Ladies and Gents its Christmas time again! And with Christmas time, comes lots of drinking!! Wine is important in such times and many of you(and your parents) will be stocking up on wine for the holidays! I have come across a contact who has access to some overruns of a few vineyards wines and am thus making them available to you!

- KANU Sauvignon Blanc 2005 - John Platter ****, retails at between R50-R65 in a bottle store - R25/bottle
- KANU white blend (unlabelled) - made up of 30% Chenin Blanc, 5% Sauvignon Blanc, 60% Chardonnay and 5% Viognier - R20/bottle
- Mulderbosch red blend (unlabelled) - consisting of 3 cultivars blended together. The percentages are; 50% Merlot, 40% Cabernet Sauvignon and 10% Shiraz. - R25/bottle

So, if anyone is interested, email Dayne at dayneallenbrook@yahoo.com and place your orders. If you are interested, you should hurry, because there are only a few cases of each left!! Ill leave you with a quote that echoes my thoughts on the situation. It is made by Tom in Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels to Nick the Greek when he is complaining about the price.

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!" In fact, fuck it Nick, I think I'll keep it!"

Wednesday Woman #14

This weeks Wednesday woman, is an absolute angel. She is a former Miss Argentina and now is a professional model. Its not hard (excuse the pun) to see why! Her name is Rocio Guirao Diaz. Her modelling name is just Rocio Diaz and is much easier to pronounce!! Well, whatever she is called, im sure you will agree that she is a great pick for this week. Play nicely.