Tuesday, October 23, 2007

That Sucks!

A drummer of a local and fairly well known band was enjoying a night out with friends at the Claremont Local SuperClub, Tiger Tiger a few days ago. He was coercing with a female for quite some time and thought things were going rather well. His thoughts were ratified when the young lady suggested that they step into the men's bathroom for a bit of fun. The guy ecstatically agreed and she led him off to the Tiger bogs. They managed to find their way into a cubicle and things proceeded.

A short while into the play, with his pants at his ankles, the young lass replied that she felt a little uncomfortable 'carrying on like this' and suggested that they rather go back to his place and finish things off. The guy whole heartily agreed to this surprising statement. She then told him to wait a minute or so after she left the cubicle before leaving himself so as not to arouse suspicion.

The guy not believing the night he was having decided that he would make a quick call and brag to his mates, but when he bent down to pull his phone from his pants to make the call, he realised it was gone! He then went outside to find that the slapper had vanished! She had pilfered his phone while going down on him in the Tiger Tiger Bogs!!

That ladies and gents is a true story. No made up stuff. I got the story from a very reliable source but I can not unfortunately reveal her identity. Tell me that is not the most unfortunate story you have ever heard? That brings us to today's lesson kids:

"If something sounds too good to be true, it usually is" - Jake Burke

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