Jon (8yrs) sent in this contribution.
Judges Comments: Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. GRADE: FThis was Kelly's (9yrs) contribution that she pulled out her portfolio from last Christmas when she gave this piece to her parents as a Christmas present.
Judges comments: Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? GRADE: F