Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Bubbles and Troubles


In my time overseas and during my travels I spent some time in the not so posh areas in England with a bunch of lads who could be classified as pyckies, in fact they were pyckies. I know, I know, I can hear all you say “I fucken hate pyckies!”. But for all their white reebok trakkies, Lonsdale sneakers and bent back nike peak caps, these fellas can sure shout for their team. I call has been sent out by the Burkester who resembles a pyckie somewhat sometimes, that the infamous Nadoe clan should learn the song ‘Forever Blowing Bubbles’. Will I just happen to know that song so I’m going to teach it to you all now, so sing along with me…! And then repeat over and over again until it’s so entrenched in your mind like ‘Die Stem’ is in Bakkies’ head.


I'm forever blowing bubbles,

Pretty bubbles in the air,

They fly so high,

Nearly reach the sky,

Then like my dreamsThey fade and die.

Fortune's always hiding,

I've looked everywhere,

I'm forever blowing bubbles,

Pretty bubbles in the air.

Nadoes! Nadoes! Nadoes!

Lets go fucken mental,

Lets go fucken mental,

Naanaananaa naananaaa!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

West Ham United - Forever blowing bubbles

What a great drinking song! It must make an appearance in the Nadoes Changeroom? Vaughan? Frodo? Must make it a prerequisite to know the words! Lets go fucking mental, lets go fucking mental! LaLa La La, LaLa La La!

Monday, October 29, 2007

Pics from the weekend

Some of us had an awesome weekend, some of us didn't. Some of us studied this weekend, some of us didn't. Some of us played cricket and scored lots of runs, some of us didn't.





Friday, October 26, 2007

Art Compo Cont....

As promised, a few more entrants.


Jon (8yrs) sent in this contribution.



Judges Comments: Ding Ding! Here comes the shit-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of shit. GRADE: F

This was Kelly's (9yrs) contribution that she pulled out her portfolio from last Christmas when she gave this piece to her parents as a Christmas present.


Judges comments: Good job Kelly, now pack up your shit and find a foster home. If my kids tried to pass this off as a gift, they'd come home from school and find all their shit outside in a box. What a lousy gift, seriously. You give them video games and toys, and they give you some half-assed drawing with a crooked tree. I wonder how much a gift like this would set someone back. Five, maybe ten minutes to find a napkin and some markers? GRADE: F

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Art Compo

With this blog being called The Playroom, I felt it necessary to get some of our younger audience involved. I asked a few of them to submit some artwork into a competition to be judged by a guest judge. My initial plan included naming the judge but looking at some of the results I feel this may jeopardise the competition as well as the judge's life.

So here we go,

Our first entrant was Jason (6yrs)


Judges Comments: This one would receive an "A" if the assignment was to throw as much random shit onto a paper as poorly as you can. I've pissed patterns on snow that look more coherent than this. GRADE: F

Tough school was my thought. But lets move straight onto the next contestant, Rachel (7yrs).


Judges comments: That's interesting, everyone in this picture is white. Even the rainbow is white. Perhaps in an ideal world, everyone would be white isn't that right, Rachel? Or should I call you RACIST? Nice try, Hitler. GRADE: F

Thats just a taste of whats to come in the following days so keep watching this space!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

The Real Deal Holyfield


This was an article written by former England Centre Will Greenwood. A special mention is made of LauraB and The Princess's White Horses (Matfield & Steyn) so read closely ladies!


South Africa have the bearing of champions. The night after they won the World Cup final, the Springboks were guests of honour at the International Rugby Board's annual dinner in Paris. You would have thought they might have been a bit dishevelled. They could have been forgiven for rolling in a bit wobbly, tired and emotional from their exertions from the night before. Nothing could have been further from the truth.


They were immaculate, controlled and worthy winners of the sport's ultimate trophy. Among the crowd at the dinner were some of rugby's greats. Men like JPR Williams and Gerald Davies. They were amazed by the size of the South Africans, awe-struck by the speed with which the game and the players' physicality has moved on.


Yet even though it is a thoroughly modern game, old school values were on show and the Springboks took time to talk to all of the former players when they were approached. Ten minutes, sometimes 20 were kindly given. Critics of the South Africans talk of arrogance, of a self-belief that often grates. There was nothing like that on show. In fact there was very little behaviour that would have given away that the team had just beaten the very best that the world had to offer over a period of six weeks.


Occasionally, one of the players would break into a couple of bars of the Basque anthem that has been played at many of the grounds this tournament. But that really was it. The team were humble and dignified. When Bryan Habana was crowned player of the year, and compared to Jonah Lomu, he begged to differ. Lomu was a legend, a one-off; Habana was just a wing with a bit of gas.


This modesty was evident in the way South Africa approached their games in the tournament. They were a team in which everyone knew their place, how they fitted in to that plan and what was required of them. However, they could also cover for the man standing next to them. If you want to see what the biggest change to rugby has been over the past few years, it is that players can now do a little bit of anything. It is not enough for the front five to get down and scrummage, or jump in the line-out. They now have to be able to run, pass and kick.


Did you see the massive South African Victor Matfield putting in crossfield kicks? A few years ago, he would have been laughed off the park. Now the old man of the Boks' pack, Os du Rant, is happy to find himself face-to-face with a young centre in the final moments of the game and tackle him without a problem. I doubt Scott Gibbs would bounce du Rant now as he did a few years ago.


Skills have been merged, and the South African side have been among the leaders in opening the game up. But they have done so by marrying this willingness to play an expansive game with discipline.


In the past, Butch James was often so hot-headed that he would lose his grip on the match. Now he is a cool customer who plays his game, directing the team with calm authority.


This calm steel runs through the team and nowhere is it more evident than in their mop-haired centre, the crazily youthful Francois Steyn. He backs himself when most of us would question the sanity of the decision. You could see his confidence when he teed up the penalty that all but took the game out of England's reach. The team knew he would hit it, you could see from their shoulders. Control yourself and control the game.


South Africa knew what they had to do and did it with icy precision. They backed their discipline, not giving away penalties that they knew Jonny Wilkinson would kick. Keep him out of the game and they would win. Keep to the plan, stay together and it was within their grasp.


On the field they had the backbone to win under extreme pressure. Off it, their shirt buttons were done up, their ties on straight, shoes polished. They looked like a team who were proud of what they had achieved. In short, they looked like world champions.


Great Stuff indeed. Brings a tear to your eye!

Connie's Breaking my Heart!

This little tyke can sing!

Wednesday Woman #10



Good day ladies and mainly gents, its wednesday and you know what that means...Wednesday Woman! Our lucky lady today is none other than the famous actress/Model Petra Nemcova. Enjoy lads.





And then of course she went through that irritating body painting phase...


OK, just 1 more set of boobs wont hurt anyone!

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

That Sucks!


A drummer of a local and fairly well known band was enjoying a night out with friends at the Claremont Local SuperClub, Tiger Tiger a few days ago. He was coercing with a female for quite some time and thought things were going rather well. His thoughts were ratified when the young lady suggested that they step into the men's bathroom for a bit of fun. The guy ecstatically agreed and she led him off to the Tiger bogs. They managed to find their way into a cubicle and things proceeded.

A short while into the play, with his pants at his ankles, the young lass replied that she felt a little uncomfortable 'carrying on like this' and suggested that they rather go back to his place and finish things off. The guy whole heartily agreed to this surprising statement. She then told him to wait a minute or so after she left the cubicle before leaving himself so as not to arouse suspicion.

The guy not believing the night he was having decided that he would make a quick call and brag to his mates, but when he bent down to pull his phone from his pants to make the call, he realised it was gone! He then went outside to find that the slapper had vanished! She had pilfered his phone while going down on him in the Tiger Tiger Bogs!!


That ladies and gents is a true story. No made up stuff. I got the story from a very reliable source but I can not unfortunately reveal her identity. Tell me that is not the most unfortunate story you have ever heard? That brings us to today's lesson kids:


"If something sounds too good to be true, it usually is" - Jake Burke

Monday, October 22, 2007

What more can I say!

What more can I say! Let the celebrations continue!!!

Friday, October 19, 2007

Courtroom drama custody ruling

A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.

The boy however confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents, and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.

Then in an unprecedented move, the judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. In a final ruling yesterday, custody was granted to the England Rugby Team as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone

HIER KOM DIE BOKKE



How can anyone forget the SA rugby anthem of all rugby anthems from the 1995 Rugby World Cup by SA funny man LEON SCHUSTER, HIER KOM DIE BOKKE. It truly is a song that encapsulates all that is Bokke! So I want you all, where ever you might be, to open your pie holes and belt out these words in tune and support the Bokke!!!!


CHORUS

HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HOES HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HOES HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HOES EN DIE MANNE VAN DIE HANE - KRAAI NIE MEER NIE DAAR'S NET TRANE EN DIE MANNE VAN DIE IERE - PLANT NET BLOMME BY HUL VURE EN DIE MANNE VAN DIE ROSE - SPEEL SOOS MANNE MET NARKOSE EN DIE MANNE VAN DIE WALLIS - HET NIE CLUE NIE WAAR DIE BAL IS EN DIE MANNE VAN DIE KIWI - HET NIE MEER WIND NIE ,NET 'N WEE-WEE EN DIE MANNE VAN DIE AUSSIES - IS GETOOR MET TOKOLOSSIE JA DIE MANNE VAN DIE HANE - KRAAI NIE MEER NIE DAAR'S NET TRANE EN DIE MANNE VAN DIE SKOTTE - HUL DRAAI NET HEEL TYD IN DIE RONDTE CHORUS HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HOES HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HOES KOM NOU BOKKE MAAK NOU SEKER HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HOES HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HIER KOM DIE BOKKE -- HOES BRING VIR ONS DIE WERELD BEKER CHA -- CHA BOKKE -- CHA -- CHA BOKKE CHA -- CHA BOKKE EBAYETE YEBO -- GOGO -- YEBO -- GOBO BRING NOG N DRIE VAN STEVE TSWETE

Thursday, October 18, 2007

How far is too Far?

Subtle

With plastic surgery becoming less taboo and nose jobs and boob jobs passing for everyday occurrences the lines of acceptableness (is that a word?) have become somewhat blurred. Desperate housewives all aroung the world are making use of botox and things of that nature to 'beautify' themselves on a daily basis. You cant swing a dead cat around the waterfront or the herschel parking lot with out hitting a woman who has had a little something tucked or sucked out here or there. It is kept rather quiet but I think that you will be astonished at how many of the people that you know have had procedures done. As for this girl, im not sure, but I think they might be fake. Maybe.

Habana na na na na na.....

Found this website to really tickle my funny bone. You have to have sound for this one unfortunately, so if you in the UCT labs you will have to wait for better times.
But if you have time just sit back and relax...... The picture below will make more sense once you have clicked on the link! http://www.dem.altpro.net/

Poker, Poker, Poker


It seems that poker has hit Cape Town over the last couple of years. Did you ever play when you were at school? I didn't. It was only when I got to varsity that it all happened for me. Then suddenly everyone played and you looked like a muppet if you didn't know that a flush beat a straight.

The next status symbol became owning your own poker chips. In the beginning, only the select few owned a set. The Croc is the only one that comes to mind right now. Now it has become more common to own a set although there are still precious few floating around. I myself managed to acquire one, but it was pilfered by The Name for a very long time and has only recently been returned to me.

Here is a site that you can buy some cool poker chips. They have a massive selection and at a lank reasonable price. Only problem though is that you have to ship them from the US. Still not a bad plan because they are very cool. Las Vegas, Nevada style chips!

It seems that poker will continue to grow and the only question that remains is... Who is the best?

Maths is tricky


Wednesday, October 17, 2007

As it is in Heaven.




Two blondes meet in Heaven. "How did you die?", the first one asks."Oh! I died in a freezer," the second blonde replied." So how did you die?" The second blonde asks, "Well, I suspected my husband was having an affair, so one day when I came home early from work, I looked all over the house, trying to look for the other woman because I saw that my husband was naked. When I came upstairs from searching the basement, I slipped and broke my neck. I never got to find that woman," replied the first blonde. The second blonde then says, "If only you looked in the freezer, maybe we both might still have been alive!"

Wednesday Woman #9


Who will forget the orgasm scene in American Pie that shot this little hottie to stardom in the late 90's. She went through some dodgy times a few years back, when she got fat and made friends with Paris Hilton. But now she seems to have cleaned up her act and is looking rather good in her latest shoot for FHM! She is of course Tara Reid and she is our Wednesday WOman for this week! Enjoy



T.I. is well F*%ked


Rapper TI is in serious shit because he was caught by just about every law official in the US with enough guns to stock a small army. They were found at his house when it was raided the other day. And we thought 50 was bad, this oke is on a whole new level! The guns the government seized are pictured below. The song most of us will know of his is 'Why you wanna' and he also collaboroares with other artists such as Twista and Kanye West. Fuck me, this guy is mad, or he was gonna 'cap' a few asses!