I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work .....
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be aREALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!
He was a DWARF!!
He was a DWARF!!
He looked up at me and said, 'I'm NOT fucking happy!'
So I said, 'Which fucking one are you then?'
That's how the fight started. ...
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