Britney Spears has Lost It

As if things could get any worse for our poor britters, it appears that she has been slapped with a lifetime ban from exclusive Hollywood hotel, Chateau Marmont. She has been banned for apparently smearing food all over herself. The Sun said:

Britney came under the management spotlight after reports she was “acting weird”.And it seems “acting weird” doesn’t begin to describe her latest act of lunacy, which saw Britney stunning fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.“Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behavior was totally unacceptable.”Chateau Marmont is THE place to be seen and break deals for Hollywood’s glitterati. A source tells me: “Staff at the Chateau have been told she is not welcome.“She constantly looked out of it when she came in and the guests began to make noises. The hotel acted before she made a huge scene. No one wants to be banned from staying at the Chateau.”“If she was trying to make a real go of her comeback then the people who visit the Chateau are the ones who could make it happen.”

Oh my god. All I can say is wow, the train has come well and truly off the rails.

In other Britney news, K-Fed has apparently got an expert witness to testify against her in her custody case. The Secret witness has been identified as one of britneys former bodyguards. He apparently is going to testif that she is prone to bouts of nudity and drug use as well as smoking and drinking heavily. Grow up. Tell us something we dont already know! That is earth Shattering! Britney smoking and drinking and being naked! Who would ever believe that?!? All you have to do is open the news paper and you will see all of the above. If he said that she was intelligent and helped AIDS orphans, that would be shocking! We would of course tell him he was talking bullshit!