Monday, April 28, 2008

This is going Straight to the Playroom

Some headlines spotted around the Cape Town Metropole in the last few days.

 

"Cape Town Socialite involved in Cash in Transit Bust at Popular Claremont Nightclub"

"Member of Lighthouse Family Performs Impromptu Acoustic Gig in Noordhoek Restaurant"

"Family Violence Rocks Well Known Rondebosch Family"

 

Just read them on the street lights so not sure what the full stories are about, but feel the headlines are pretty descriptive.

 

Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of 2008...... PLAY BLACKOUT RUGBY.  If I could offer you only one piece of advice for the future, BLACKOUT RUGBY would be it.  It is a must for those bored execs out there of for those students who can find an Internet connection faster than Gordon Duffy.  It truly is good clean fun.  Not going to bore you with the details, but it is basically an online championship manager rugby game.  DO IT!

 

Oh and I found these lying around the house.....  

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Have a good 2 day week kids....

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Ladies Getting Ready for the Nadoes Formal


Mrs Right?

3GB

Keeping in touch with friends and people you have met Ie. Women you have pulled in the past (Guy), is always difficult. Facebook is a rather useful tool, but as some of us are now finding out, is unavailable at work as ‘The Man’ wont let us on while we are on his time. Well kids, I may have the answer. I have come across this site, 3gb . It is a networking site that you can share pics, mp3’s and all sorts of things. You can ‘meet’ and make new friends from all over the world, not really sure if that’s code for something else or not, but anyway. There is also a prize that you could win for signing up of $10,000. Not shabby, that will do nicely.

So kids sign up in the mean time and lets get a vibe together. We can take over this place. Not a bad way to get new music from all over the show. Who knows, maybe it might even take over facebook. I am in the process of signing up and come Tuesday morning, I will unleash it upon my work network. Will it slip through? Lets hope so, I will report back with my findings.

Friday, April 25, 2008

Thursday, April 24, 2008

Funny



Morning Moan

I have in fact come to the realisation that boozing is not good for you. Nor is it productive. I knew this of course before I decided to go out last night, (yes mom, im not perfect) but I just need re-affirmation. And now, as I write this at my desk, still boozed, with a R700 parking fine in my pocket (Thanks DL), I sit here wondering where it all went wrong. It was only meant to be 1 drink, just 1. But 1 turned to 2 and 2 turned to free drinks in the VIP at Wadda and that was the end of it.

Another aside, I got a call this morning at 7 from my mom. She was looking for my brother cuz he didn’t come home last night. So, I made the necessary enquiries and found him after about 30,000 calls to be passed out on a digs floor in Mowbray. God only knows where Graham Barratt is this morning, because if he is feeling anything like me this morning, good luck. It was a good send off to the Godfather last night, but rumours circulating the paddock are that he is to be staying for a couple more, surprise!

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Boy or Girl?, Cereal or Celery?


MUMS-TO-BE who munched on breakfast cereals, bread and potatoes are more likely to have a boy, say researchers. And the chances of a girl are higher for those on a diet around the time of conception. Scientists think nature steps in if women consume lots of high-energy foods as it's a sign that there's plenty to eat.
Dr Fiona Mathews, who led the research at Exeter University, said: "It would have been good for our early ancestors to have boys when food was plentiful because this would have produced more grandchildren. "An abundance of girls would be better when food is in short supply as this would have produced fewer grandchildren at more regular intervals." She added: "We know from IVF treatment that high levels of glucose are linked with boys. "So maybe if fewer calories are going into the body, it is being tricked into believing food is in short supply and it would be better to have a girl."

The research team looked at the eating habits of 740 British women who didn't know the sex of their baby. The experts studied their eating habits before conception and in the early stages of pregnancy. Almost 60 per cent of women in the top third of energy intake had sons compared with fewer than half in the lowest third. As well as consuming more calories, women who had sons were more likely to have eaten a higher quantity and wider range of nutrients, including potassium, calcium and vitamins C, E and B12.

There was a strong connection between women eating breakfast cereals and having sons. There is evidence that skipping breakfast is now common in the developed world. In the US, adults eating breakfast fell from 86 per cent to 75 per cent between 1965 and 1991. Mathews said that could explain the falling number of boys being born in countries such as the UK and the US.

Skipping breakfast lowers glucose levels and may trick the body into thinking there is less food about

Pleasant


Sunday, April 20, 2008

Nadoes Hooker?

This Young man could be putting his hand up to fill the vacant Nadoes Hooker Position left open by the departure of KingZo.

Vandals Exposed


These vandals have been remanded in custody after they were cought defiling a car outside popular cape town restaurant Borrussos's in the wee hours of thursday morning. The restaurant owner who wished to remain anonymous was so relieved that the vandals that had been running riot in the past few weeks had been caught. " Its terrible to live a life of fear. You never know when they would show up and take over. The big guy is so scary. He just mutters in Afrikaans and throws beer at people. He is a bully. The smaller one is the mastermind behind the attacks. You can see he has held some sort of position of leadership in the past. He conducts himself with a certain coolness, and just when you think he is going to be ok, all hell breaks loose.

Their path of destuction could be wider than previously thought as reports are flooding in giving eye witness accounts of the pair awful antics. They have been dubbed in the media as the 'Terrible Two' and plagued Cape Town and Stellenbosch establishment for the better part of 5 years. If you have any information pertaining to the 'Terrible Two' please contact the local law enformement authorities. or mail playroommail@gmail.com

Have You Seen This Man?



Have anyone seen this guy? He has been reportedly frequenting the various strip clubs and whorehouses of Cape Town when he should have been confirming the Daly Cup bookings. This folks is the reason that the Daly Cup was cancelled this weekend. The Muppet booked for the wrong day, so the entire spectacular had to be cancelled. Some say it was because he knew he had no chance of winning, others say it was because he is in love and cant think straight. When contacted for a response, he make some fart noises with his mouth and could be heard singing,"Roxanne....Roxaaaaaaaaaaane!!" while stamping his feet and waving his arms.

A full investigation has been launced to get to the root of this abhoration and the guilty parties will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. We will leave no stone unturned. God help the villains that brought the Daly Cup into disrepute. The flag will be flown at half mast to comemorate this miserable event. As for this Rascal, if you see him at Oblivion (best bet) kick him in the balls.

Daly Cup Blunder!

The CEO of SA Golf Inc was given the axe after fans flocked into the MGC this morning only to find the Bells ‘bread’ mixed teeing it up.


Players and spectators gathered around the CEO’s hut demanding answers as they were clearly not going to be able to get this months Daly Cup underway. The CEO released a statement, in front of a disgruntled audience, saying that he accepts full responsibility for having to cancel this months Daly Cup. He said it was all down to a very simple error involving being able to tell the difference between the ‘S’ on a calendar for Saturday and the ‘S’ on a calendar for Sunday. When asked how someone could get that so horribly wrong he replied '42'. Perhaps they were asking him the wrong question.


The CEO will also have to appear in front of a disciplinary committee on Monday morning as the mix-up left Mowbray locals in disarray on Saturday when not 1 but 5 4-balls failed to rock up for the competition! (Picture the old guys getting heated as their mates couldn’t play due to some idiots’ incompetence)


The Daly Cup had received much hype as the draft, completed only yesterday, was released last night revealing a field full of world class players sure to put on a crowd pleasing performance. Reports revealed that the field was one of the best yet and that the current Daly Cup holder was sure to be knocked off his pedestal. The cup holder reserved comment yesterday but after the bad news of today he was seen with, what could only be described as, a look of relief on his face.


The cup will be held at a later stage and I’m sure will be better organized. Fans can return their tickets from today’s tournament for a full refund. The Daly Cup organizers apologize for the inconvenience caused and are currently looking for a new CEO.